my-other-plans-fell-through:

xxcaptainkurtxx:

poppunk-jesus:

my-other-plans-fell-through:

doing eyeliner is literally like trying to draw a straight line using Paint

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Hold down the shift key

oh yes your right let me just hold down the fucking shift key on my eyeball 

leinabby808:

anus:

the scary thing about dating is that you are either going to marry that person or break up

deep thoughts from an anus

(Source: megustamemes)

fartgallery:

the best thing about grocery shopping is walking with your cart and then suddenly letting it go so it keeps going by itself. be free, young one

thedeedledee:

bloominrose:

kateordie:

Oh god I feel this so hard

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OH GOD how could a show about a man with SEVERE OCD DO THAT WITH ITS BOX SETS

(Source: thepossibility)